Have you ever at least once attempted to pee standing up, and if so, was it a success or a disaster?
melvin a.k.a mail boy
hey people im back just to fill all you newcomers in im 13 male about 5'10(im tall for my age) and ive been interested in girl pooping for about 2 or 3 years now.
well i have a question (I would mostly like to hear what the girls have to say) ok here it is . I get constipated every now and then or I just have problems poopingand or just get it started unless I really have to poop bad. but my question is does anyone know what I can do to get it out WITH OUT USING LAXATIVES OR SUPPOSATORIES .Just let me know and trick or "tools" I can us.
oh and i whanted to say whats up to Anethea and Carmi i LOVE you stories and plus the fact that your black Anethea (please dont take it racialy im black to.
PeAcE
hey people im back just to fill all you newcomers in im 13 male about 5'10(im tall for my age) and ive been interested in girl pooping for about 2 or 3 years now.
well i have a question (I would mostly like to hear what the girls have to say) ok here it is . I get constipated every now and then or I just have problems poopingand or just get it started unless I really have to poop bad. but my question is does anyone know what I can do to get it out WITH OUT USING LAXATIVES OR SUPPOSATORIES .Just let me know and trick or "tools" I can us.
oh and i whanted to say whats up to Anethea and Carmi i LOVE you stories and plus the fact that your black Anethea (please dont take it racialy im black to.
PeAcE
Shitmaster
Hi. I haven't posted here in a long while, but I've been lurking for two or so years. Anyways. I have a poop story to tell you. Yesterday afternoon, I got home from school and noticed that my rectum was filling up with a nice thick long log. I sat down on the toilet and started to push. The log started to come out fast. Around half the log came out, and the tip was already in the water. The final half came out a little slower, but the whole log coming out of my body lasted around eight seconds. As soon as the log thudded into the water, the smell rose up between my legs and hit my nose. It didn't smell too badly. I flushed, and amazingly, that 3 inch thick, by 1 and a quarter foot long log got sucked down. I wiped, flushed again, and left the bathroom, closing the door. I went into the bathroom about ten minutes later, and noticed that my poop smell was still there, and quite strong. It was stronger than when I was sitting there taking the poop. I also noticed that my poop smelled different when I walked in later than when I was sitting there. Has anyone else noticed this? I hope you liked my story. Keep the female poop stories coming, I love them!
Hi. I haven't posted here in a long while, but I've been lurking for two or so years. Anyways. I have a poop story to tell you. Yesterday afternoon, I got home from school and noticed that my rectum was filling up with a nice thick long log. I sat down on the toilet and started to push. The log started to come out fast. Around half the log came out, and the tip was already in the water. The final half came out a little slower, but the whole log coming out of my body lasted around eight seconds. As soon as the log thudded into the water, the smell rose up between my legs and hit my nose. It didn't smell too badly. I flushed, and amazingly, that 3 inch thick, by 1 and a quarter foot long log got sucked down. I wiped, flushed again, and left the bathroom, closing the door. I went into the bathroom about ten minutes later, and noticed that my poop smell was still there, and quite strong. It was stronger than when I was sitting there taking the poop. I also noticed that my poop smelled different when I walked in later than when I was sitting there. Has anyone else noticed this? I hope you liked my story. Keep the female poop stories coming, I love them!
Ted
You ever flush the toilet at a party, and the water starts to rise up? Scariest thing ever.
You ever flush the toilet at a party, and the water starts to rise up? Scariest thing ever.
Sunday, May 02, 2004
Chili
Hi Lone Ranger !
Nice to see, that I am not the only one in Vienna, who is into the topic of watching girls doing their business. I am male and 26 years old. It`s a pity that I have never met a girl, who is also in these things. More later
Chili
Hi Lone Ranger !
Nice to see, that I am not the only one in Vienna, who is into the topic of watching girls doing their business. I am male and 26 years old. It`s a pity that I have never met a girl, who is also in these things. More later
Chili
Tina
Hi its me again
I thought I would tell ya what I look like, I'm 19, green eyes, 5 feet 4 inches, very long straight brown hair, and I usually wear a skirt or shorts and I always wear panties, and wear t-shirts usually unless I'm at work. (I have to wear a collared shirt and pants at work.)
Today I had a big dump, it came out so fast that I didn't even know I had already let it all out, I thought it was just a little bit, I was sitting there pushing real hard trying to poop but all I was doing was peeing for about 5 or 6 mins, till I gave up and got up and looked in and there was just one big turd in there about 2 1/2 inches wide and 10 or 11 long.
It took a lot of toilet paper.
I got some survey questions for anyone who answer them.
1. How old are you?
2. How often do you poop?
3. How often do you pee?
4. How much do usually poop and pee?
5. Is your poop usually hard or what?
6. Females only, have you ever peed standing?
7. Have you ever pooped standing?
8. What's the most you have pooped?
9. What's the most you have peed?
10. What's the most unusual place you have pooped/pee?
11. What's the most public place you have pooped/pee?
Latter
Tina
Hi its me again
I thought I would tell ya what I look like, I'm 19, green eyes, 5 feet 4 inches, very long straight brown hair, and I usually wear a skirt or shorts and I always wear panties, and wear t-shirts usually unless I'm at work. (I have to wear a collared shirt and pants at work.)
Today I had a big dump, it came out so fast that I didn't even know I had already let it all out, I thought it was just a little bit, I was sitting there pushing real hard trying to poop but all I was doing was peeing for about 5 or 6 mins, till I gave up and got up and looked in and there was just one big turd in there about 2 1/2 inches wide and 10 or 11 long.
It took a lot of toilet paper.
I got some survey questions for anyone who answer them.
1. How old are you?
2. How often do you poop?
3. How often do you pee?
4. How much do usually poop and pee?
5. Is your poop usually hard or what?
6. Females only, have you ever peed standing?
7. Have you ever pooped standing?
8. What's the most you have pooped?
9. What's the most you have peed?
10. What's the most unusual place you have pooped/pee?
11. What's the most public place you have pooped/pee?
Latter
Tina
Adrian
Kelly Marie. I think it's established fact that many women can outpoo their male counterparts although output is very much an individual thing and we're all different. To every rule there are always exceptions.
Monica. I enjoyed your story about taking a poo whilst out hiking. For what it's worth though I think you did entirely thr right thing. When you need a good poo it's best not to put it off unless you've absolutely no alternative.
Louise. To be honest I can't say that I've ever peed anywhere really unusual such as a phone box but I have peed behind trees and bushes sometimes when I've been out in the country and needed to go really badly.
Samantha C. When relationships break up, particularly if they do so in a bad way, people sometimes have the uncontrollable urge to do things which in calmer, more rational, moments they would never dream of doing. I think that's what probably happened in your case. Taking a poo all over some of your ex boyfriend's treasured belongings was every bit as mean as taking a pair of scissors to his best suit would have been but I'm sure you did it when you weren't thinking rationally. Hopefully your ex boyfriend should realise that was the case and not bother to pursue the matter further. I wouldn't be too hard on yourself though. We all do things which with hindsight we'd have thought better of from time to time.
Diva. 'Keyhole accidents' are, I think, quite common. A person is desperate but close to reaching a loo so the brain sends a signal to 'holding muscles' to releax and they sometimes relax too soon.
Since Wednesday of last week I've had some really good poos with a big panful most days. The latest 'biggie' was yesterday evening. As I'm often rather constipated it's been a great help and an enormous relief to drop some big loads.
Did anyone see the episode of the prison drama, "Bad Girls" on ITV on Wednesday night? There was one scene where a female inmate who was being segregated took a pee on her cell toilet in front of one of the warders. There was only a slight but distinct tinkling sound so whether ir was for real or sound effects were put in I don't know.
Best wishes to all
Adrian
Kelly Marie. I think it's established fact that many women can outpoo their male counterparts although output is very much an individual thing and we're all different. To every rule there are always exceptions.
Monica. I enjoyed your story about taking a poo whilst out hiking. For what it's worth though I think you did entirely thr right thing. When you need a good poo it's best not to put it off unless you've absolutely no alternative.
Louise. To be honest I can't say that I've ever peed anywhere really unusual such as a phone box but I have peed behind trees and bushes sometimes when I've been out in the country and needed to go really badly.
Samantha C. When relationships break up, particularly if they do so in a bad way, people sometimes have the uncontrollable urge to do things which in calmer, more rational, moments they would never dream of doing. I think that's what probably happened in your case. Taking a poo all over some of your ex boyfriend's treasured belongings was every bit as mean as taking a pair of scissors to his best suit would have been but I'm sure you did it when you weren't thinking rationally. Hopefully your ex boyfriend should realise that was the case and not bother to pursue the matter further. I wouldn't be too hard on yourself though. We all do things which with hindsight we'd have thought better of from time to time.
Diva. 'Keyhole accidents' are, I think, quite common. A person is desperate but close to reaching a loo so the brain sends a signal to 'holding muscles' to releax and they sometimes relax too soon.
Since Wednesday of last week I've had some really good poos with a big panful most days. The latest 'biggie' was yesterday evening. As I'm often rather constipated it's been a great help and an enormous relief to drop some big loads.
Did anyone see the episode of the prison drama, "Bad Girls" on ITV on Wednesday night? There was one scene where a female inmate who was being segregated took a pee on her cell toilet in front of one of the warders. There was only a slight but distinct tinkling sound so whether ir was for real or sound effects were put in I don't know.
Best wishes to all
Adrian
jr
It has been a while since I posted how hasve all been? Not a lot going on for me. I had surgery a couple of months ago and was I constipated after. I hadn't pooped for five days so I asked for some prune juice and she gave me some mixed with orange and mom. It tasted terribble but it worked. I had diarrea for a couple of days but then I have been fine since.
some survey questions:
1. How long do you take to shit?
2. How many times a day do you shit?
3. what time of day do you usually shit?
4. young guys any prom stories or date stores of taking a shit?
5. do you have chest hair? (younger guys)
Megan from page 1054: loved your story. any more stories of your families toilet habits especcially shitting?
Billy and kevin l.: love your stories. how old are your brothers and how often do they shit? does your family get chest hair? HOw long does it take all of you to shit?
well happy toileting to all of you. JR
It has been a while since I posted how hasve all been? Not a lot going on for me. I had surgery a couple of months ago and was I constipated after. I hadn't pooped for five days so I asked for some prune juice and she gave me some mixed with orange and mom. It tasted terribble but it worked. I had diarrea for a couple of days but then I have been fine since.
some survey questions:
1. How long do you take to shit?
2. How many times a day do you shit?
3. what time of day do you usually shit?
4. young guys any prom stories or date stores of taking a shit?
5. do you have chest hair? (younger guys)
Megan from page 1054: loved your story. any more stories of your families toilet habits especcially shitting?
Billy and kevin l.: love your stories. how old are your brothers and how often do they shit? does your family get chest hair? HOw long does it take all of you to shit?
well happy toileting to all of you. JR
Roberta
Louise's survey:
1. Doesn't matter if I'm sitting or standing.
2. My stream goes straight down.
3. What's the differnece between a thong and panties?
4. It depends.... I sometimes just pull the crotch aside, sometimes I take them off completely
5. legs apart always
6. usually standing
7. wipe from front
8. flush standing
Louise's question:
The strangest place I have ever peed: I would guess either my backyard or the floor in the back of a supermarket, behind some boxes.
A short story:
The other day I decided to hold my pee in for as long as I could and then go into the bathroom and see how long I could pee. I held it in for six hours and then ran to the bathroom. As luck would have it, my mom was in it and we did not have any other bathrooms in our house. I ran in, pulled my jeans down and sat on the sink and peed. My mom was still pooping when I finished a minute and a half later, and I had to poop to, so I ran outside and did it behind a bush.
Any of you have similar"I can't hold it any longer, so I'm going to pee in the sink" experiences?
A survey of my own:(For the ladies, please)
1. Do you ever pee/poop outside even when there's a bathroom close by?(Yes)
2. Do you ever skip wearing underwear when you have a skirt on so that you can pee/poop outside easier?(Yes)
3. Do you pee/poop standing up or sitting down?(I do both both ways)
4. Do you pee/poop with friends or alone?(I do it with friends all the time)
5. Do you like peeing/pooping in unusual places?(Yes)
6. Write a short story about the most unusual place you have peed/pooped in(Hopefully one with friends)
Thanks!
Roberta
Louise's survey:
1. Doesn't matter if I'm sitting or standing.
2. My stream goes straight down.
3. What's the differnece between a thong and panties?
4. It depends.... I sometimes just pull the crotch aside, sometimes I take them off completely
5. legs apart always
6. usually standing
7. wipe from front
8. flush standing
Louise's question:
The strangest place I have ever peed: I would guess either my backyard or the floor in the back of a supermarket, behind some boxes.
A short story:
The other day I decided to hold my pee in for as long as I could and then go into the bathroom and see how long I could pee. I held it in for six hours and then ran to the bathroom. As luck would have it, my mom was in it and we did not have any other bathrooms in our house. I ran in, pulled my jeans down and sat on the sink and peed. My mom was still pooping when I finished a minute and a half later, and I had to poop to, so I ran outside and did it behind a bush.
Any of you have similar"I can't hold it any longer, so I'm going to pee in the sink" experiences?
A survey of my own:(For the ladies, please)
1. Do you ever pee/poop outside even when there's a bathroom close by?(Yes)
2. Do you ever skip wearing underwear when you have a skirt on so that you can pee/poop outside easier?(Yes)
3. Do you pee/poop standing up or sitting down?(I do both both ways)
4. Do you pee/poop with friends or alone?(I do it with friends all the time)
5. Do you like peeing/pooping in unusual places?(Yes)
6. Write a short story about the most unusual place you have peed/pooped in(Hopefully one with friends)
Thanks!
Roberta
Louise (from France)
Leanne
Nice report and question..
I've peed in many public situations but without letting see what I was doing..I peed carside also in crowded street, but I pee sitting on the edge inside my door, covred by 2 opened door, so no one can see me...
I've peed in alleys, staircasese, parkings, I think that the 2 most public place were a phone box and sitting on bench near a bus stop...I was bursting, waiting for a bus, nowhere to go or hide well around, so I pulled my thong aside under my skirt, adjusted my short skirt to don't let it under me while I peed, than I sat leaning on the edge of the bench, like if I was serching for seomtimes, I pissed a bit on the bench and on a shoe, but I manged to piss in a very public place, without getting noticed and without wetting myself...
Leanne have you ever peed into a Phonebox? Or in some unsual palce?
Kisses
LOL
Louise
Leanne
Nice report and question..
I've peed in many public situations but without letting see what I was doing..I peed carside also in crowded street, but I pee sitting on the edge inside my door, covred by 2 opened door, so no one can see me...
I've peed in alleys, staircasese, parkings, I think that the 2 most public place were a phone box and sitting on bench near a bus stop...I was bursting, waiting for a bus, nowhere to go or hide well around, so I pulled my thong aside under my skirt, adjusted my short skirt to don't let it under me while I peed, than I sat leaning on the edge of the bench, like if I was serching for seomtimes, I pissed a bit on the bench and on a shoe, but I manged to piss in a very public place, without getting noticed and without wetting myself...
Leanne have you ever peed into a Phonebox? Or in some unsual palce?
Kisses
LOL
Louise
James
Answers to Tina's Question's:
1. How old are you? nearly 18 2. How often do you poop? twicw a day 3. How often do you pee? 8 times a day 4. How much do usually poop and pee? i often poop a few logs and pee an 8 second stream 5. Is your poop usually hard or what? mine's often firm and floats a lot
6. Females only, have you ever peed standing? N/A 7. Have you ever pooped standing? no 8. What's the most you have pooped? about a 20cm log 9. What's the most you have peed? about 50 seconds
10. What's the most unusual place you have pooped/pee? garden/pool
11. What's the most public place you have pooped/pee? football oval/alleyway.
This afternoon i took a big dump. I switched the fan on, sat on the toilet, did some noisy farts and pushed out 5 brown logs which sunk. I farted a few more times, pushed out 2 more logs which floated, then wiped my ass 8 times until there was no more brown on the paper. I flushed the toilet, brushed the skidmarks off the porcelein and sprayed with air freshener. There was still a strong poo smell, despite turning the fan on and spraying air freshener.
MISTER ZORRO: that was a great story.
TINA: Hope you like my answers. I really enjoyed reading your post. Love from James!
Answers to Tina's Question's:
1. How old are you? nearly 18 2. How often do you poop? twicw a day 3. How often do you pee? 8 times a day 4. How much do usually poop and pee? i often poop a few logs and pee an 8 second stream 5. Is your poop usually hard or what? mine's often firm and floats a lot
6. Females only, have you ever peed standing? N/A 7. Have you ever pooped standing? no 8. What's the most you have pooped? about a 20cm log 9. What's the most you have peed? about 50 seconds
10. What's the most unusual place you have pooped/pee? garden/pool
11. What's the most public place you have pooped/pee? football oval/alleyway.
This afternoon i took a big dump. I switched the fan on, sat on the toilet, did some noisy farts and pushed out 5 brown logs which sunk. I farted a few more times, pushed out 2 more logs which floated, then wiped my ass 8 times until there was no more brown on the paper. I flushed the toilet, brushed the skidmarks off the porcelein and sprayed with air freshener. There was still a strong poo smell, despite turning the fan on and spraying air freshener.
MISTER ZORRO: that was a great story.
TINA: Hope you like my answers. I really enjoyed reading your post. Love from James!
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